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Hello. My main blog Balderdash is at http://gssq.blogspot.com. Most of my content is posted there.

From time to time, I may have friends-only entries in this LJ. You know the chant; comment here if you want to be added.


"Agagooga is a recent graduate of the the Premier Institution of Social Engineering [NB: But not an engineer].

He likes to think of himself as a Renaissance Man and is a student of the Misery of the Human Condition.

He is currently working towards his long term plan to achieve his 3 dreams by trying to find a job and learning French.

His current motivational slogan is: "君子报仇，十年不晚""

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(no subject) [Jun. 30th, 2009|03:30 am]
  • 08:39 'Latest victim had no congenial disease' - CNA. I'd like a congenial disease. It'd make my life better! #
  • 11:00 RT @struthious I became more tolerant of humans in the US. safe to say that the last 2 years in this shithole have more than reversed that #
  • 11:05 RT @struthious iPhone Apps- Amazing Girlfriend Manager; bit.ly/5jvHj #
  • 11:20 @cowboycaleb You want what? An4 Mo2 ah #
  • 11:31 Mourning a soul that will likely be lost to the Forces of Darkness #
  • 11:52 @struthious I thought Strauss Polkas were too low class for you #
  • 12:22 California Girl wanted me to walk 1.5km to Chinatown. At noon. In uncomfortable attire. Siao #
  • 13:23 Just realised girls dumping guys entering Obedience School can be explained by the same factors behind guys dumping girls on ORD - options. #
  • 14:20 @mypinkmoo Men need to manage meh #
  • 14:21 @yaarn In response to congenial disease? #
  • 14:34 @yaarn Aiyah use Twitter replies to target specific Tweets! #
  • 14:44 @yaarn You learn something new everyday! #
  • 15:26 5 more UNESCO inscriptions! Guess they update the webpage as the session progresses. And another delisting! #
  • 15:50 @mypinkmoo Plan how to spend their money ah #
  • 16:37 Wondering if I'm imagining all the girls with female pattern hair loss #
  • 17:57 Ra'ihatuki tayyiba... Hal lii an uqabbiluk? Qabbilnii! #
  • 19:32 When at Orchard Towers, play 'spot the tranny'. When at Geylang, 'spot the hooker'. #
  • 20:28 'Gold Finger Health Spa' - what better name for a 'health centre' in Geylang #
  • 20:59 @mypinkmoo Tsk! Btw, pls use Twitter replies. Thanks. #
  • 21:07 " If selfishness is the means, then Altruism(compassion) is the end". - ?????? #
  • 21:15 @micamonkey How is that different from the old/old old one? #
  • 21:33 @mypinkmoo easycaptures.com/7582095602; easycaptures.com/7453666924 #
  • 21:45 @mypinkmoo You need to hover over the Tweet for it to be visible #
  • 22:12 "God be wi' you, princes all; I'll to my charge: If we no more meet till we meet in heaven, Then,joyfully..kind kinsman,warriors all,adieu!" #
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(no subject) [Jun. 29th, 2009|03:30 am]
  • 10:19 "We realised that ladyboys would find the term ah gua insulting...We were advised to call them 'sisters' instead..a term of respect to them" #
  • 10:23 @reubenyong Those students ah, so clueless. I should wake up earlier to Tweet rubbish next time HAHA #
  • 11:33 Referendums are unconstitutional in Germany?! #
  • 13:15 Someone suggested that the Malay general could be christian. Hahahaha #
  • 15:55 Everyone playing cricket on the Padang is either black-skinned or white-skinned. No in-betweens. #
  • 16:55 It's expensive to have too many friends who are performing artists #
  • 17:08 Surrounded by Signs of the Evil Eye in Clementi. Taking refuge in Subway. #
  • 17:23 'The only thing a tolerant imaget cannot tolerate is intolerance' #
  • 19:30 Watching a musical about temporal lobe epilepsy. Corny, bad music, bad jokes hah #
  • 19:49 Okay, I shouldn't laugh at people with temporal lobe epilepsy, oven if they are delusional #
  • 20:05 Damn flashing lights. Are they trying to simulate temporal lobe epilepsy for us too?! #
  • 21:58 Okay, so there're whirling dervishes (sans hats) in Heaven... Right. #
  • 22:06 I thought they only get all the pakka liao people to file out during Hall productions. Ugh. #
  • 22:09 What the hell does a spiritual coordinator do?! #
  • 00:34 @theeppilepsyguy Do you have Temporal Lobe Epilepsy? Do you have Simple Partial Seizures? #
  • 00:34 @kopigao Do you have a better term? #
  • 00:56 Wah, Billy Mays is dead!; bit.ly/hPeGe #
  • 01:02 @theeppilepsyguy Apparently those don't come with delusions so yes, you are not delusional. Not sure whether to be happy for you though #
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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2009|03:30 am]
  • 11:31 "Bras are primarily a tool of fashion:they give women an approximation of the idealized female shape plus some control over jiggle,cleavage" #
  • 12:34 @amykuan If your bras are armour, I hope you don't bump into people :P #
  • 12:48 @eisen Wah lao the first bit is so misleading. "Average fair". Of course low cost is low - they fly short! #
  • 12:49 @eisen And Ryanair treats its customers with contempt. That's why they are so cheap #
  • 13:07 Only 8 World Heritage inscriptions this year? Wah, so few #
  • 14:53 Wondering if Spanish cars are more macho than French ones #
  • 15:11 "A simple phrase... "I will help you" is a... localization nightmare if [you can be] a barbarian male warrior [or] a cultured female wizard" #
  • 15:11 @eisen Today not that hot #
  • 16:39 "Hegel is right in saying that the essence of tragedy is the clash between right and right" - Berlin #
  • 16:43 "We have a man of feeling, who weeps in public and loves passionately and takes pleasure in the despair of his life" - Damn Romantics #
  • 17:14 Wonders if Jap RPGs are so restrictive so they don't need to write and voice different dialogue for Male Barbarians and Female Wizards #
  • 19:12 "Determinants of Technology Adoption: Private Value and Peer Effects in Menstrual Cup Take-Up";bit.ly/V6l1V #
  • 20:57 @christelquek So short! #
  • 23:27 @rumpledoodles What, no date ah #
  • 23:28 @micamonkey What's the reward for hardworking bfs? #
  • 23:29 @laremylee iPrepNS should tell you how to downgrade #
  • 23:29 @davienne You need gothere.sg! #
  • 00:18 @skinnylatte Congrats, time to return home! #
  • 00:36 "It's not fair, it's not politically correct, but reality is under no obligation to be either of those." #
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(no subject) [Jun. 27th, 2009|03:30 am]
  • 08:56 Smiling broadly on the train at a description on my podcast. No one else has so much as a ghost of a smile. Sad. #
  • 09:18 @cowboycaleb @fraying You're not supposed to speak ill of the dead. And some of the allegations were money-fueled #
  • 10:52 @davienne I'm talking about what you're supposed to do. Hurr hurr #
  • 11:57 @struthious You need to make the scanner darker #
  • 13:25 Annoyed that I seem to have lost 4 weeks of French quotes. AGAIN. La vie est pourrie #
  • 13:35 "Here's the key to watching chick flicks... Women don't watch movies for what happens. Usually nothing happens" #
  • 13:36 @kopigao ... Hope you have enough money to pay him too #
  • 13:37 @rumpledoodles I tried their outlet at Raffles City last night #
  • 13:38 @kaitensoshi Is it modern art? #
  • 14:09 @ketsugi Reminds me of a woman who got herself infected with HIV because she thought she'd get infected sooner or later anyway #
  • 14:09 @kopigao You need two aircons to alternate #
  • 14:12 @ketsugi If you want to build up an immunity,you get vaccinated! Not infect yourself. Unless it's under specific conditions to be beneficial #
  • 14:17 @joelztan I come across weird shit everyday! #
  • 15:06 @kopigao A chilled pool! #
  • 16:10 "There is no reason for us to believe that men commit more crime. Men are simply targetted as criminals by [the law]" - Uhh... #
  • 17:00 @kopigao Getting stood up HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #
  • 17:19 @leraine Ah, hover pissing! #
  • 17:37 @TanYeongHong Don't get arrested there #
  • 18:51 @sandra_83 Yah also. Stupid H1N1 #
  • 19:06 Being a Natural Person is overrated. Maybe I should try being an Unnatural Person - I don't get to vote in Singapore anyway. #
  • 19:17 @rumpledoodles That's why male footwear is more practical #
  • 19:48 I've seen 'Next train - 4 mins' - for the last 5 minutes #
  • 21:07 @darren_yang Sexism? HEE HEE #
  • 23:00 @kopigao Har? How come your friends so sad one #
  • 23:11 @weglaufen Well, OEC is projecting recovery #
  • 23:35 "People are always too clever with their eldest children and try to make something exceptional of them" #
  • 23:35 @tinkertailor What's the female organ? MySpace? "I'd love to enter your MySpace!" #
  • 23:55 @micamonkey The day is almost over! #
  • 00:07 "I can't read Agagooga. Too much dependence on stereotypes and inane, useless postering." #
  • 00:18 @lucian People like to double slides as handouts. I don't blame them - too much trouble to make 2 sets #
  • 00:18 @skinnylatte Well, at least it's flattering in a way #
  • 00:23 @struthious If you don't have handouts, how will you remember? And there'll be no/little record of what happened #
  • 00:23 @skinnylatte Okay, find creepy girls to favourite you! #
  • 00:31 What?! How can Stephan Pastis lose to one of my Facebook friends for Compare People "Who is funnier"?! #
  • 00:32 @struthious I (&assume him) aren't talking abt school. In any case handouts stop u scribbling furiously&so not listening,&provide structure #
  • 00:38 "I was born here in Singapore but will not die here ! Scotland my country !!... God save our gracious Queen/Long live the noble Queen" - LOL #
  • 00:39 @struthious People barely get the handouts out on time and complete in the first place. No one's going to bother to make TWO sets #
  • 00:41 "Singapore passport and ID for sale !! Selling cheap 10 cents only !!!" "you traitor" "I'd burn mine... but don't want to waste the fire." #
  • 00:41 @euniqueflair Well, you *do* have a creepy look in candid photos *runs away* #
  • 00:49 @struthious Well you went on a tangent about spoonfeeding hurr hurr. Yes I like pruning slides also #
  • 00:49 @solitairejoker Yah like if they can't speak English. *cough* #
  • 00:59 @struthious Most or almost all workplaces are like that #
  • 01:08 @struthious Spoonfeeding was about your educational rant. The reason for handouts in work I've gone through already #
  • 01:15 "When I edited Cosmo in the..90s,the supermodels..were a joy to behold.They were healthy,well-covered women.They had style,attitude&breasts" #
  • 01:15 @struthious Gah, stupid Twitter threads #
  • 01:20 @gssq got a grade of 97.3/100 on @grader. Check it out: twitter.grader.com/gssq #
  • 01:33 "Having a good hair day is essential to success both at work and in love, as many women still feel their hair is their crowning glory" #
  • 01:33 @choyna Ooh new dessert? Must try! #
  • 01:34 @solitairejoker Yah the curry powder adds fragrance right #
  • 02:05 @biyingw So smart :P #
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(no subject) [Jun. 26th, 2009|03:30 am]
  • 09:03 'It's always important to distinguish between chastity and impotence' #
  • 09:16 @joelztan Girl shirt more ex lah. Must be the cut #
  • 10:03 @geroithe This is why I hate guided tours #
  • 10:04 @joelztan Ok I must've been hallucinating. More ex lah. You never look at price list? #
  • 10:17 How feminists 'debunk' things: by ranting emotionally (barely paying attention to the argument); is.gd/1cALf #
  • 10:30 @joelztan Your workplace block Google? o_0 #
  • 10:38 @joelztan Ah, genuine authoritarian countries! There're many easy ways around it though #
  • 10:47 @rumpledoodles Well at least it wasn't heart attack #
  • 10:55 @miyagi @kskb Aiyah he just means temporal and spatial separation. Correct lah #
  • 11:05 @ashke ST gave it a half star #
  • 11:28 "The mildest pandemics of the 20th c killed at least a million..seasonal flu..250,000 to 500,000...H1N1 virus..a total of 144 pple" #
  • 11:29 @joelztan Yah, China itself got so much pr0n liao. Why venture outside? #
  • 12:08 Now they call ajinomoto 'umami seasoning'. Hahahaha. #
  • 13:24 10@claymore at pan pacific orchard. Poor variety, mediocre food - and $11 ice lemon tea! #
  • 13:30 i never thought I'd hear girls squealing in Orchard Towers in public - in the day too! #
  • 14:20 @joelztan Got live sex bar in China ah? I thought it's tabao, not watch people eat... #
  • 14:20 @spoonrabbit @joelztan Yah but that's like saying Salt is "Sea Seasoning". Or yellow syrup is "nature-identical honey". #
  • 14:37 @kaitensoshi That's why if I dye green I will bleach first #
  • 14:38 @micamonkey Not everyone is plugged into US culture lah #
  • 14:58 @joelztan Won't you get distracted? I thought guys can't multitask #
  • 14:58 @kopigao You're not missing much, it tastes like shit #
  • 15:36 "Worship power, you will end up feeling weak and afraid, and you will need ever more power over others to numb you to your own fear" #
  • 15:43 "The so-called real world of men & money & power hums merrily along in a pool of fear &anger&frustration&craving&worship of self";www.✩.ws/鯲 #
  • 15:44 @kaitensoshi Well unless you want something subtle and understated #
  • 16:22 What do you want to report the PSC Facebook Group for? "Scam"? @yjsoon #
  • 17:02 @euniqueflair I also say!!! That asshat anyhow use Twitter to boost traffic @cowboycaleb #
  • 17:02 @mrbrown You so bad :P #
  • 17:04 @swyx Liquidity is not the same as acceptance #
  • 17:16 @euniqueflair @mrbrown @litford Moral of the story: Don't have children! #
  • 17:20 @litford Still got time for the rest of us childless people! #
  • 17:27 @kopigao You take half an hour to change? Zentai ah #
  • 17:57 What's the point of a plummeting V if the sides of your gorge do not bulge out? #
  • 17:58 @TheKlutzyCook Doesn't vinegar also keep forever? #
  • 23:04 @swyx Liquidity: Quality of being readily convertible into cash/Available cash or capacity to obtain it on demand. By definition cash=liquid #
  • 23:06 @swyx My assumption was that you were comparing credit cards to cash #
  • 00:01 @weglaufen Good ah? A lot of reviews dislike it apparently #
  • 00:02 Wondering why H1N1 mitigation is even more xiong than containment. Isn't that against the point?! #
  • 00:03 Singapore appoints its first Malay general. Just don't let him near a machine gun! #
  • 00:10 @skinnylatte I hope you translated it into other languages as well? #
  • 00:17 @skinnylatte Maybe you can post a transcript online. I wonder how my eulogy would read. Maybe I should write a message for my funeral. #
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(no subject) [Jun. 25th, 2009|03:30 am]
  • 08:33 'B cup is not enough! Get a sexy C cup cleavage!' - HAHA. I love bust enhancement ads. Who said hard sell wouldnt work? #
  • 08:51 'Love is letting him have that last piece of chocolate' #
  • 08:56 'There's a v gd reason y Isabella(of castille)has her own private confessor&worked v hard4the Catholic faith...her rise to power' #
  • 09:10 @acidflask @dorothyho How about women with short hair :) #
  • 09:10 @choyna Ah, the power of competition! #
  • 09:18 "While you’re busy wasting your employer’s time..you’ll be liberating me..letting ME waste time while I’m @ work,as well!"-Ah,crowdsourcing! #
  • 09:40 @b_catenin Mmm... deep fried bacon #
  • 09:45 Amused and slightly surprised that survey shows Singaporean men are more open-minded in dating than the women #
  • 09:54 @b_catenin Don't be silly #
  • 10:27 @lucian "In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world" #
  • 10:27 "In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world" #
  • 11:03 "The British SAS's rule book states rat as the only meat which its members in action are not allowed to eat" #
  • 11:08 "There have been at least 1,200 terms4the vagina in the history of the English language...each new euphemism eventually “gets contaminated”" #
  • 11:23 @geroithe Ah, the hermitage! #
  • 11:56 Wonders why the main pages of some websites have "Home" as a title - rather than the organization name #
  • 13:41 Little girl playing with mannikin wigs in clothes shop. She smiled when I played with them too #
  • 13:48 The raisin scones are already deliciouss. Cant imagine how delectable they'd be with clotted cream and raspberry preserve #
  • 14:21 @yaarn There's a bakery in Shaw Towers #
  • 14:22 @davienne Don't spoil your appetite with sweet treats before lunch-proper! #
  • 14:23 @yaarn Wear pants lor #
  • 14:42 @yaarn Wear pants under dress HAHA #
  • 14:47 @yaarn Your leg hair is that long huh #
  • 14:56 @eisen Life gave it half a star #
  • 15:43 @lucian Har? #
  • 16:56 @cowboycaleb Luckily it's not always enforced #
  • 16:56 @kopigao Is that your weight? #
  • 17:56 "All the girls all get prettier at closing time / Oh, they all begin to look like movie stars" #
  • 18:04 @struthious Why are you talking to yourself now? Have you lost it? #
  • 18:44 @dsng Ok I assume that's a reference to a real line. I thought Twendoza line was 12 Tweets/day #
  • 19:09 @darren_yang I know, I did Evo Psych too HEE #
  • 19:10 "It's always the older ladies who don't mind dating younger men or those with lower education levels"; @darren_yang #
  • 20:25 @darren_yang More adaptive than not having ANY men #
  • 20:55 @eilataneew If it were 12 years ago you could get by in English #
  • 20:59 @eisen Lotus Notes is a piece of shit. People like it mostly because it is not-Microsoft #
  • 21:21 [On me] "he writes well&has several thoughtful posts that balances e juvenile rants on women that r sometimes funny&sometimes cringe-worthy" #
  • 21:42 Singaporean men are fussy, Singaporean women are even more fussy; tinyurl.com/kufepu #
  • 21:43 @cowboycaleb I hear women like being abused ;) #
  • 21:43 @b_catenin winstontlchow.livejournal.com/132952.html #
  • 21:43 @joelztan I take all the compliments I can get hahahahahaha #
  • 22:13 @micamonkey It was apparent long ago. People in Singapore just like being hysterical #
  • 22:14 @joelztan I never give him any favors leh... #
  • 22:25 @micamonkey Our ridiculous H1N1 policies are driving me mad #
  • 23:21 @joelztan Aiyoh why your T-shirts so ex one? Threadless is half the price! And why women's shirts cheaper? Sexist HAHA #
  • 23:29 @kopigao Give me! #
  • 23:55 "Twitter swiftly degraded into pointlessness.. deluging threads.. w/cries of support... [made it] almost useless as a source of information" #
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(no subject) [Jun. 24th, 2009|03:30 am]
  • 08:45 @iwadesu Rebond! #
  • 08:45 @ThisIsTrue Cos half of them are Russian! #
  • 10:20 @mrbrown So patriotic ah #
  • 10:21 @mrbrown Can give away to readers :) #
  • 10:22 @b_catenin I almost never put parm in my carbonara #
  • 10:31 @noself "Some lawyers thus argue that marriage should be considered an unequal covenant in which women are disadvantaged" - Which lawyers?! #
  • 11:15 @kopigao How about the Healthier Choice symbol? Hah who ask you to wear heels. Men are more practical! #
  • 11:15 @b_catenin Got family to support at home mah #
  • 11:15 @rumpledoodles I bet someone will answer 'in your arms' hahahahaha #
  • 11:24 "They... suspect that women are highway robbers out to relieve men of their earnings, children, and deepest affections";is.gd/19MqD #
  • 11:25 @micamonkey I never thought I'd see the day #
  • 11:25 RT @micamonkey omg people's association (aka community centers) now offer Latin classes! OMG! [Competition for @infernoxv !] #
  • 11:36 @choyna US/European hours are 9-5? #
  • 11:36 @head_space HAHAHAHAHA GOOD POINT #
  • 11:37 @micamonkey @head_space asks: Latin or Latin Dance? #
  • 11:50 @kopigao See lah, go SMU! #
  • 11:55 @lucian Be like Steve Jobs. CREATE the future. Muaha! #
  • 11:59 "To truly understand Europe today, we need to beign at the origins, and Latin is the key to this understanding";PA Latin-is.gd/19NYm #
  • 12:49 @kopigao Some girls complain that men invented heels. I tell them they don't have to wear them #
  • 12:49 @kopigao Mmm... bacon #
  • 12:50 @kopigao What's so inspirational about managing money? #
  • 12:51 @chengwei1405 Oh it's that comic thing. Cheh. SPGs get bad stuff meh? #
  • 13:38 @kopigao Basically you just want a lot of money lah #
  • 13:41 @minxuan At least you didn't fall asleep with sunglasses #
  • 13:59 @kopigao Not really. I'm a simple man with simple needs. And while most people want to make money, I doubt it inspires them #
  • 14:00 @infernoxv You could go undercover and see how good he is. I suspect there's negative correlation between teaching ability & qualifications #
  • 14:00 @infernoxv Eh King's College how #
  • 14:01 @minxuan I take a holistic view of life =D #
  • 14:01 @kennysia As a good economist I believe that markets tend to clear. The good chicks are all taken. #
  • 14:05 Last Tweet of @NoMoreScams "Find out how a man became a millionaire and you can learn his secret FREE 4 30 days!". Not a good sign! #
  • 14:44 @kaitensoshi When in Japan, Chikan? #
  • 14:44 @msvindicta I thought the point of clubbing was to grind others. Hee #
  • 15:06 Send an obscene SMS to a woman, get 2 weeks in jail. Wth. Will staring get you a day?; is.gd/19Wbd #
  • 15:51 @g54zw00dcy4u1ls !!! Where? I can't find the case #
  • 15:51 RT @g54zw00dcy4u1ls in south korea, you can be fined up to 5 mil won (about S$6000) simply by commenting that a lady looks sexy #
  • 15:58 @kopigao Waiting for a Prince in shining armour ah? HAHAHAHAHAHA #
  • 16:10 Thinking very little of doxastic weenies #
  • 16:38 @eilataneew Innocent? #
  • 16:42 @g54zw00dcy4u1ls 5 million won is 35,000 Euros apparently. Also, found this so far: is.gd/1a0D4 #
  • 17:38 @davienne Hitler was anti-tobacco. Roosevelt and Churchill smoked. #
  • 18:14 @yaarn Depends what you're going to match it with! #
  • 20:11 Wondering how Chinese Scrabble would work #
  • 22:11 @TheXiaxue Well people love to see smoking tobacco as a sign of a morally compromised person #
  • 22:11 @babyjac That's where the fun starts. There're Scrabble dictionaries. I'm sure approved lists for Chinese can be drawn up #
  • 22:12 @struthious You have 10,000 tiles inside? #
  • 22:12 @Jiansh Go design :P #
  • 22:38 @kaitensoshi McDonalds #
  • 22:52 Two ways Chinese Scrabble could work: Radicals (tinyurl.com/moz73g; Pinyin (tinyurl.com/nbx4f5) #
  • 22:57 My case against public breastfeeding; is.gd/1akI0 @aaronbrowne @yaarn @g54zw00dcy4u1ls @struthious #
  • 23:24 "It's a giant flying chicken that's shooting laser beams at people" #
  • 23:55 @babyjac Just crazy Jap shit :P #
  • 00:01 "Women r e grand mystery, despite death's big reputation.A man doesn't have to live w/death,it happens&it's over&u hv yr answer,but girls.." #
  • 00:19 @dsng Haven't you Tweeted that before? Cheap trick! #
  • 00:20 @choyna Is your mobile broadband from SH too? #
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(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2009|03:30 am]
  • 07:04 "God's Protection Plan Against Deadly Viruses" - HAHAHAHAHA. I prefer handling poisonous snakes; is.gd/18DTP #
  • 08:05 Woman giving out fliers - with stroller with baby inside. The recession's really bad huh #
  • 08:55 "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL" #
  • 09:54 @lucian @dinuks Just because caring is not a job does not mean that it's not worth doing #
  • 10:18 "The attempt to make heaven on earth invariably produces hell. It leads to intolerance.It leads to religious wars, & to the saving of souls" #
  • 10:19 The trouble with micro-blogging: the lack of context @dinuks @lucian @garyvee #
  • 10:21 If you think women should be allowed to breastfeed in public, do you think we should pee or dig our noses in public too? #
  • 10:26 @g54zw00dcy4u1ls If you condemn public pee-rs or nose diggers, you're polite. If you condemn breast-feeders, some call you a bigot. #
  • 10:27 "Website Url: bit.ly/yXXpT
    . Classification: Health. YOU HAVE BEEN DENIED ACCESS TO THIS SITE" #
  • 10:34 @struthious You're MFM after all =D #
  • 10:36 @g54zw00dcy4u1ls How about picking your nose in public? #
  • 11:08 @Morgaine_LaFay It's doing something private in a public arena. But I suppose you attribute quasi-mystical significance to breastfeeding #
  • 11:22 @mamabrowne So if u benefit someone else it's okay? What if I bed someone really well? If you exclude sex, there's dressing a festering boil #
  • 11:24 @aaronbrowne Breastfeeding's pte cos it involves a part which is considered private. It's inconsistent unless you think women can go topless #
  • 11:25 @Morgaine_LaFay A baby can eat in public from a bottle. If I eat from a trough in public people are disgusted. If in pte, it's okay #
  • 11:30 @aaronbrowne Actually in most all non-tribal societies,the female breast is covered. Not recent at all. Only exception I can think of: Japan #
  • 11:31 @aaronbrowne If u think women shld be allowed to expose their breasts in public, u shouldn't object if pple take pics. Or brush against em #
  • 11:39 @Morgaine_LaFay People are not meant to wear clothes or take antibiotics either #
  • 11:40 @Morgaine_LaFay If u take e naturalistic argument,human breasts r far larger than needed4milk production. They've an evolved sexual function #
  • 11:48 @Morgaine_LaFay So do you support public nudity? #
  • 12:07 @yaarn They're all things you shouldn't do in open view in public #
  • 12:35 Amazed and shocked I oredered Okra without realising. EUGH #
  • 12:39 @yaarn My assumption was you pee into a receptacle but it wont fit in 140 chars #
  • 12:39 @RadicaLactivist If women can and should be able to go topless in public, why can't a man bare his breasts in public? #
  • 12:40 @RadicaLactivist Not being photographed is a human right? I hope you never go to London. Or most cities in the developed world #
  • 12:49 @lucian Markets don't always clear. What can I say, the best product doesn't always win. #
  • 13:03 PG #1 strikes again! As if the police and site administrators don't have anything better to do... #
  • 13:09 @RadicaLactivist So a non-breastfeeding woman shouldn't go topless? I thought you said women be able to #
  • 13:12 @RadicaLactivist There're a lot more people taking photos of people than "creeps".By diluting the idea of human rights you're weakening them #
  • 13:16 @struthious What should they do then? Close down schools? #
  • 13:18 @eisen @micamonkey Been a few weeks only lah #
  • 13:29 @iwadesu Have you had it in the past? #
  • 13:38 @RadicaLactivist If women should be allowed to go topless then there's nothing obscene about their breasts. Ergo you can snap them #
  • 13:39 @RadicaLactivist I am for equal treatment. If u can snap/touch a man's chest, u can do the same to a woman's breasts-if women can go topless #
  • 13:51 @davienne One of you can go sit in his lap! #
  • 14:10 "At European courts, it was the politics—not the sex—that caused a royal woman's tragedy—or her ultimate triumph" #
  • 14:11 @RadicaLactivist You're ignoring the photo question. In any case, which parts of the body can one touch? #
  • 14:22 @RadicaLactivist There's only one country in the world where you can't take pictures of people w/o permission: France #
  • 14:23 @RadicaLactivist I hope you don't freak out when people tap you on the shoulder #
  • 14:24 Feminists are bad enough, but Lactivists are even worse #
  • 19:35 @spoonrabbit Become a Freelancer #
  • 21:00 @flwrbtt Well, there's the resorting to ad hominem attacks, for one #
  • 21:11 @aaronbrowne Unfortunately micro-blogging lacks both context and space to exposit ideas, but you're the nicest lactivists who's responded :) #
  • 21:54 @flwrbtt I am not against breastfeeding. I am against uncovered public breastfeeding. #
  • 23:17 Wondering if I would have been allowed to read the Utrecht Psalter #
  • 23:18 @struthious Aiyoh. They've nothing better to do than troll ah #
  • 23:47 @ashke So zun ah #
  • 23:47 @chrispychong You suck. Never see when young kid ah #
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  • 10:13 "Malay women... [put] on lots of weight once they get married..Chinese..persistently please their husbands with their figures way [on]" #
  • 10:34 I long to see your smiling valley, and hear your rolling river #
  • 10:39 "The world's largest fake breasts are 36 MMM and weigh in at 20 pounds each"; tinyurl.com/m25tmc #
  • 12:00 @kaitensoshi No powerplug ah #
  • 12:00 @kaitensoshi If a cute girl talks to me in Chinese... I will run away #
  • 12:22 @skinnylatte @TheXiaxue Am told two guys walking by shouted "huang di!" and ran away #
  • 13:06 @kaitensoshi No on all fronts HAHAHAHA #
  • 13:34 The Evony ads are getting even more ridiculous. And why don't I see all these bosomy women in-game?! #
  • 14:37 @yaarn No leh, women are the ones with a savior complex. Maybe men are masochistic - that's why most subs are male #
  • 15:26 Loving the native ogg support in Firefox 3.5 rc 2. Damn, was on the 3.0 branch for too long! #
  • 15:35 @sandra_83 Discovered a hidden bill ah #
  • 16:05 @Jiansh I want a break from work. HAHAHAHAHA #
  • 19:26 @yaarn SUBmissives. Vs DOMinants #
  • 19:53 Men spend their time wanking to porn. Women spend their time reading gossip magazines. #
  • 20:08 @struthious Ah, the wonders of the tropics! #
  • 20:56 How much do Uggs normally cost? #
  • 21:23 Save A$38 on Uggs (Ugg boots); A$107 (S$127) for Mini Uggs (incl. shipping) with coupon code; is.gd/18hRc #
  • 21:43 @geekgeek I got a coupon code so I was doing background research #
  • 22:12 @shianux Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains #
  • 22:12 @iwadesu Hee hee #
  • 23:07 "Never marry till u can say to yourself that u have done all you are capable of, and until you have ceased to love the woman of your choice" #
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  • 04:06 "You end up drunk, on a train to Vladivostok, with no money or ID, chained to a toilet cubicle sink, and dressed in a clown costume" #
  • 13:59 "i dont pay for the drinks. it's just...paid for by others. girls have it easier" #
  • 14:14 @kopigao Healthy kopigao? If no milk or sugar inside lah #
  • 14:30 "looking around in australia..these prcs very randy. fuck like bunnies. fuck with the locals even in more ways than one" #
  • 15:16 Cpl (rtd) sounds damn sad #
  • 17:18 Sure sign that the audience is bored with the show - they keep entering and exiting the venue. To go to the toilet or otherwise #
  • 19:11 Okay, the art of sucking women's money has developed greatly in the decade since neoprints were last inflicted on me... #
  • 19:15 Meditating on how dietary restrictions keep groups apart - as they are meant to. Integrative eating is actually irreligious. #
  • 20:19 Mutton bolognase is an Italian Classic? Nice try, Pastamania. Bring your chicken ham and turkey bacon with you! #
  • 20:44 'Where style unravels' - signage FAIL #
  • 21:38 '... is like nose digging. The nose always enjoys it better!' #
  • 23:34 @yaarn What's the perk for having a vagina? #
  • 23:35 @ryuworks Apparently they do. And so did the people who take them every year who I went with #
  • 23:35 @b_catenin No, that's just the Military Channel #
  • 00:01 @yaarn Generally, it is good to be a girl. #
  • 00:01 @yaarn Wait. Drinks are the reward for boobs. Don't double count!!! #
  • 00:10 @skinnylatte If you grew up in India and had family there you likely wouldn't have that freedom.Anyway you've the freedom to fly Airasia out #
  • 00:16 @skinnylatte Well if you expanded SG to India's size you could likely do many of those things too #
  • 00:34 "His family would [not go] trekking in the countryside... [it] was..demeaning for middle-class Indians “to traipse about like peasants”" #
  • 00:35 @yaarn Hey, some guys have fetishes for handicapped girls #
  • 01:16 @yaarn I think many guys like emotionally dysfunctional girls #
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  • 09:13 Why male formal wear covers the whole body: the need to cover body hair #
  • 10:25 RT @wailinglist DESPAIR.COM CONTEST: Write the best caption for this pic to win $500! cli.gs/Daa7AU (Retweet 4 chance 2 win $200) #
  • 10:29 @b_catenin Even if a girl has no breasts she must wear a bra #
  • 10:31 @StarHubCares @euniqueflair SH support sent me v long list of troubleshooting steps-put me off trying em. Esp cos I knew they were redundant #
  • 10:35 @b_catenin Actually, often yes. HAHA #
  • 10:44 @biyingw Is there yang yoga? #
  • 10:50 @StarHubCares It's gotten better, thanks #
  • 10:50 @msvindicta If she gets on Twitter... #
  • 10:56 @b_catenin Most women's skills pwn mine #
  • 10:59 Why is Sigismond Thalberg in the Catholic Encyclopedia?! #
  • 11:28 On my 6 Psychotic Girls: "how come you get involved with these sort of women one." "I dont get e gd sort of attention from women,only e bad" #
  • 11:30 @b_catenin So how come men's skills aren't well-honed from a lifetime of checking out women? #
  • 11:37 @audreytan The underwater series is 100% female. Men like women, women like women, nobody likes men #
  • 11:42 @micamonkey "All generalizations are false" #
  • 13:52 @iwadesu Roll eyes at fag hags too? Hehe #
  • 14:08 RT @leraine "Everyone Agrees: Women Are Hard to Read";is.gd/15Z9O #
  • 14:25 @iwadesu Fag hags are usually single leh. Oh well. What's sauce for the gander... #
  • 14:37 @msvindicta Women ogle other women also what #
  • 14:39 @yaarn Everyone loves Wo-hen Nankan!!! #
  • 14:40 @msvindicta Tsk. There's space enough for both of you. Not to mention male attention... Oh did you ask about truck drivers? #
  • 14:45 Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #
  • 14:45 Wo-hen Nankan looks even sexier with a green patina!!! #
  • 14:46 @msvindicta Do tell me when it is. Oh so you're in a niche market? Sad. #
  • 14:46 @kopigao Men hard to figure out meh! #
  • 14:48 @eisen She can stain my screen with other liquids HAHA @spoonrabbit #
  • 14:55 @msvindicta Oh you're in with that crowd huh? Hee #
  • 14:55 @eisen Look like Phin Wong! #
  • 14:57 @euniqueflair Don't diss Wo-hen!; bit.ly/lTrrp #
  • 15:07 @msvindicta Everyone knows that asshat. Gosh I'm a few generations behind @cowboycaleb #
  • 15:15 @msvindicta Hurr hurr #
  • 15:19 @choyna Go Malaysia #
  • 15:26 @choyna And you still find SG food good? The Malaysians will be up in arms! #
  • 15:33 @TheXiaxue Like this the best: "Colby couldnt see the screen because the pain kept her eyes closed so her mother gave her a play-by-play" #
  • 15:45 @choyna Simi lai eh? Got picture or not. Hawker food: so you think Msia is better and cheaper lah haha #
  • 16:17 @iwadesu Fag hags gush over gay men. Though I'd distinguish them from the slash/yaoi crowd. #
  • 16:18 @geekgeek I like this the best: "Colby couldn't see the screen because the pain kept her eyes closed so her mother gave her a play-by-play" #
  • 17:07 @chrispychong Yah he has such BAD taste @eisen #
  • 17:16 Misleading headline: "Pixar grants girl's dying wish to see 'Up'" (she didn't actually -see- it: couldn't open her eyes); is.gd/166Ts #
  • 17:17 @bleongcw That's why I read US media, not US blogs :P #
  • 17:18 @marilvyn You light up the office and provide delight to everyone around? #
  • 17:38 @euniqueflair I don't mind being used sometimes #
  • 17:38 @yaarn More time to study! #
  • 18:17 @euniqueflair I'm not either lah! It's nice to help people. As long as they don't do it too often haha #
  • 19:21 'poetry is the only art form where the no of pple creating it is greater than the no of pple appreciating it' #
  • 20:09 'Keats died young and unhappy. Pound died old and even more unhappy' #
  • 21:51 @iwadesu ... Anyway Tchai died at 53. Beethoven 57. Bach 65. Haydn 77. Handel 74. Monteverdi 76. Liszt 75. Grieg 64. Elgar 77. Verdi 87+ #
  • 22:17 "My days of old have vanished,tone&tint.They have gone glimmering through the dreams of things that were.Their memory is1of wondrous beauty" #
  • 01:19 Killing cockroaches quickens the heart and stimulates the senses #
  • 02:49 If "prostelyzation" should be reported2e police,it's lucky there were no police when Arab traders proselytised in the Indonesian archipelago #
  • 03:25 "The majority of contemporary Muslim scholars uphold the premodern view that apostasy merits death" #
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  • 10:48 @msvindicta Must be good underwear #
  • 10:54 @msvindicta Have you ever been fitted properly? #
  • 14:07 Onion Tarte Tatin sounds disgusting #
  • 14:09 Can't wait for H1N1 to go into the mitigation phase: less hysteria, can travel freely again. #
  • 14:21 @msvindicta No leh, quite standard for your Twitter :P #
  • 14:21 @msvindicta I want to know how to defend myself from psychotic women #
  • 15:58 @skinnylatte It's called wanderlust. Or maybe being allergic to Singapore. #
  • 18:44 @msvindicta Encountered any? Good underwear? #
  • 18:55 'Fireworks were invented 2k yrs ago, when a chinese cook accidentally mixed 3 commo kitchen chemicals-saltpeter,sulphur and charcoal'-wth?! #
  • 19:58 @msvindicta Reply to wrong Tweet! Again! #
  • 23:10 @spoonrabbit Ooh. Iceland, Italy or Batam? #
  • 23:25 @lucian More like our press is so propagandistic that we doubt any good news it broadcasts #
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  • 09:38 "I agree w/what they r doing&will keep it up there as long as I can"-Page Reboot guy on crashing Iran sites. What's sauce for the goose... #
  • 09:53 Wth is "disabled feminist pro-sex analysis"?! #
  • 10:35 @msvindicta Yah. Her bust enhancement endorsement is in today's Today #
  • 10:39 All women born are so perverse / No man need boast their love possessing. / If naught seem better, nothing's worse #
  • 10:50 @msvindicta If you need support, at least you have stuff that needs support! #
  • 10:51 Priscelia Chan says you're not a REAL Woman unless you have nice breasts. HAHAHAHA; is.gd/1418z #
  • 10:51 @msvindicta is.gd/1418z #
  • 11:08 @msvindicta Only the ball bounces. Anyway it's not a hair ad, so it's okay. #
  • 11:16 Bust enhancement is passé. I want to start a penis enhancement company. It will offer enhancing massages using special oils. #
  • 11:19 @eisen I will only hire specially trained girls to do the massages. Sorry, I'm a thinker, not a doer :P #
  • 11:38 @b_catenin I will only hire specially trained girls to do the massages. Sorry, I'm a thinker, not a doer :P #
  • 12:04 @chengwei1405 $500?! #
  • 13:15 Kintamani poured saus over ayam goreng and called it panggang. Hah. And their advocado is thin #
  • 13:22 the laksa is like water. Seafood not fresh. Rice table has MUCH better kwalitas #
  • 13:28 Their duren pengat is the most watery I.ve had. Though taste is still good #
  • 14:14 Sate campur - what you do with yesterday's leftover satay #
  • 14:41 @chengwei1405 Actually inflation is projected to be negative this year, so it's a bad buy ;) #
  • 14:41 @chrishenry1 You see both spellings around #
  • 14:41 @spoonrabbit Wah lao. I'm your travel agent ah #
  • 14:52 @iwadesu Not like he got fired right #
  • 15:34 "It was unbelievable. One of the offshoots of crack cocaine is that you keep an erection for about four hours" #
  • 16:15 Singapore is trending on Twitter because people are hyped about the iPhone OS delay. HAHAHAHA #
  • 17:11 @msvindicta Do truck drivers leer at the playmates? #
  • 17:15 RT @chrishenry1"This enclosure [is] sponsored by Free The Bear Fund Inc." so ironic. #
  • 17:15 @chrishenry1 Zoo? #
  • 17:22 @euniqueflair You want a Princess Leia bikini? #
  • 18:45 @davienne You could be spending it playing... Snake. #
  • 20:40 "Real life is seldom as neat as it appears in a Malcolm Gladwell book" #
  • 21:51 "In the casinos of Las Vegas, only 26% of revenues come from gambling" #
  • 21:59 @weglaufen Shows, dining, shopping #
  • 22:20 @davienne Kolo mee #
  • 22:45 "She thought he wanted a flower... He wanted hers"; bit.ly/UVPOJ #
  • 23:11 @dsng Pull? I attribute when I can. Sometimes doesn't fit. Sometimes no time. Hurr hurr. Usually a Google brings em up :) #
  • 23:36 @eisen Is it our same friend? #
  • 00:05 "[Isaiah] Berlin accuses contemporary liberals of often being blind to the need to belong and to be recognised" #
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  • 09:15 @eisen Praise the Lord! #
  • 09:45 "They're happy because they eat LARD"; bit.ly/domcM #
  • 09:52 Punggol formed a Cricket Interest Group for new migrants. Guess where they come from?; is.gd/12ZeP #
  • 09:53 RT @spoonrabbit the headline all brides want to see on their special day lol. "[ST] Wedding ends in quarantine"; is.gd/12ZhF #
  • 10:56 @minxuan Actually Lard is healthier than Palm Oil. And much tastier too! #
  • 12:05 @msvindicta Too many variables #
  • 13:43 RT @Amizadai "Mac doesn't have Blue Screen of Death. Only Rotating Beachball of Doom." #
  • 13:48 If SGeans complain but immigrants are happy,the former shld migrate & be replaced with the latter.Think win-win!;is.gd/13aAA #
  • 13:58 We should ship in immigrants from Somalia and Darfur. They'll be even more grateful and easy to please @euniqueflair #
  • 13:58 @dsng Bring your own trash along lah! #
  • 14:03 @TheXiaxue In public? Cool. HAHA #
  • 14:03 RT @euniqueflair [While Singapore ships in immigrants] at the same time, we ship ourselves to other countries. think: upgrade. #
  • 16:04 @bleongcw Sounds like a joke. Is this online? #
  • 17:12 @laremylee I take a holistic view of the situation. I am a Classical Liberal anyway #
  • 17:13 @bleongcw If NUS library doesn't open up DB how do you have a 3D book search? Okay I guess it's not a 3D walk through the shelves #
  • 17:14 @sandra_83 At least your pantry got biscuits #
  • 17:25 There're baboon Intellectual Whores too!; is.gd/13j6z. Intellectual Whores: is.gd/13jc4 #
  • 17:30 "the slut/stud dichtomoy is a false one (very few grown-up men criticize women as "sluts";it's someone women say about each other)" #
  • 17:31 @laremylee It's okay, I know your thoughts on this :P Being a Progressive doesn't necessarily mean you are for Progress #
  • 22:26 @laremylee ... so drama. Please put your drama in your dramas #
  • 22:26 @chrishenry1 All the good things are abbreviated BJ! #
  • 22:36 "Combo includes a delicious rice-based meal and refreshing water." - Malaysia Boleh! #
  • 22:43 Time to set another Pigasus again! #
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  • 09:43 @sandra_83 Next time you get drunk, don't go back to your home, but someone else's :P #
  • 09:44 @TheXiaxue That depends on the reasons you do plastic surgery. Some people in the US are addicted to it - not healthy #
  • 09:45 @TheXiaxue Anyway you can disagree with someone's decision to PS while acknowledging his right to/supporting his decision #
  • 09:46 @dsng Which places have the best deals online? @skinnylatte #
  • 09:46 @sandra_83 Hee hee #
  • 09:46 @lucian Better develop your skills at climbing smooth surfaces. How was your Rope station at SOC? #
  • 09:47 @TheXiaxue Should I go for PS too? :) But there's nothing I hate HAHA #
  • 10:52 @eisen Congrats on becoming a wage slave #
  • 11:02 @dsng Where would you, then? #
  • 11:07 @dsng As in in which countries would you buy mattresses online #
  • 12:00 @msvindicta Revenge on the truck drivers? #
  • 12:00 @acidflask I thought strikes were illegal. Send in the ISD!!! #
  • 12:03 @msvindicta Lying is revenge? o_0 #
  • 12:43 @msvindicta You can always DM me HAHAHAHAAHAH #
  • 12:44 Fallen [Disney] Princesses;www.jpgmag.com/stories/11918 #
  • 12:52 @kopigao Shaving your head? #
  • 12:55 "In an exam there is nowhere to hide..1of the beauties of office work is that there is no shortage of candidates 2 blame";is.gd/12cpN #
  • 14:48 "U have2be naive&insensitive2think that petty FRIVOLOUS reports(which concern..fabric of religious harmony..)overwork the officers involved" #
  • 14:52 @kopigao It's okay, as long as you appreciate it :P One of the lessons I've learnt #
  • 15:06 @kaitensoshi Err cup noodles have fat and oil also #
  • 15:07 @kaitensoshi You lousy lah #
  • 15:17 @kaitensoshi You can't appreciate good food! #
  • 15:25 @kaitensoshi Wanton mee has char siew + wanton thrown together #
  • 15:26 @kaitensoshi Duck meat and char siew are more alike than char siew and wanton #
  • 15:34 @kaitensoshi Yah I do #
  • 15:46 "I walk on concrete pavement and express Gratitude whenever I can with each footstep I take. It is good for your soul"; is.gd/12iX4 #
  • 15:51 "How I wish my job skills allows me to migrate out of this country who does not seem to treasure her own people" #
  • 15:51 "Do not give up..When I first graduated,I applied 6 times to a Ministry and after all these years, I am finally working indirectly for them" #
  • 15:52 "Their action did not cause hatred among Singaporeans. Hatred is only in the hearts of those who bear hatred" #
  • 15:59 @choyna Nonsense lah. Breakfast at least is like 45 mins max. And most of it is spent queuing. Then must go back sweep floor. #
  • 17:09 @marilvyn October is too cold #
  • 17:21 "Sometimes, water doesn't freeze at 0C. Pure water will not freeze until -40C, and clouds rarely get that cold"; is.gd/12m66 #
  • 17:21 @kaitensoshi I didn't know there was an upside down font #
  • 17:22 Why is there no dog welfare society? Everyone loves pussies. #
  • 18:27 @iwadesu Did they add funny things into it? #
  • 18:27 @skinnylatte There's always a jam in KL #
  • 18:42 Why have I never heard of Beethoven's Requiem for a Fallen Hero? Is it a new work? #
  • 18:44 @bleongcw "There's a good reason pple dont take e roads much less traveled. They're dangerous & it can take u >twice as long to get [there]" #
  • 18:44 @kopigao Is his girlfriend Snowy? #
  • 19:23 @TheXiaxue Will I be in your will? #
  • 19:31 Me: "I trust him with women as far as I trust my skill with women" #
  • 20:03 @b_catenin Comprain to BBC! #
  • 21:20 @b_catenin What was omitted? #
  • 22:19 "Project Go-Onger - The Ground Outdoor Operational Network General purpose Explorational Rover" - HAHAHAHAHAHA #
  • 22:51 "The crude attack on men as a group provides some psychological ballast to feminists otherwise pulled in different directions" #
  • 23:36 @weglaufen Wah lao Traditional Characters #
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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2009|03:30 am]
  • 10:33 "Nineteen Eighty-Four is a standing rebuke to all those who think history or biography can ever be superior to the novel" - People are lousy #
  • 10:45 "Where Mother's Day was met with enthusiasm, Father's Day was met with laughter" - No one likes men #
  • 11:11 Wondering if @julinehuang's really a Geylang prostitute-or a bogus account (maybe someone needs to visit her to investigate) HT @brainopera #
  • 11:15 @brainopera LPPL! #
  • 11:18 OH @brainopera "AH FUCK. Now that I mentioned "social escot" I'm getting prostitute agencies following me!" #
  • 11:20 You misspelled "social escort". No wonder lah! @brainopera #
  • 11:51 "Many people instantly exaggerate the perils and dwell on a single woman’s vulnerability... an excuse for their own timidity of spirit" #
  • 11:53 @skinnylatte www.transitionsabroad.com/publications/solowomantraveler/travelingsoloinasia.shtml #
  • 12:17 "It is human nature to take up causes whereby a man may oppress his neighbor, no matter how unjustly [not those giving] just encouragement" #
  • 12:52 "Why should the Bible be believed [on Christianity] when it is considered.. erroneously written as to points [regarding physical reality]?" #
  • 14:23 'We went to the forest of Singapore in Southeast Asia' - STB conned them! #
  • 15:03 'They are Manchurian, they are not Chinese' - hoho #
  • 17:45 Crazy old man shouting at young guy and making threatening gestures. And claiming the young r bullying the old. Who's the real bully here?! #
  • 18:05 'The self-esteem movement has made it more difficult for people to be happy' #
  • 18:18 @skinnylatte Cant u find clogmakers&opera mask painters in at least some parts of Chinatown? I've vowed never to eat at Glutton's Bay again #
  • 19:37 @David365 bit.ly/neHRV #
  • 20:45 @davienne Why're you off the coast of Africa? #
  • 22:54 @davienne Apparently not. Wow, jetsetting! #
  • 00:03 "Transferring some of my mini-chlorines 2 yr blood" "Since e Force has a biochemical origin,it must be transferable with the midi-chlorians" #
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  • 13:05 When I think of the land of Cloesia, I am put in mind of the Cloaca #
  • 13:21 "Have you seen my starting equipment? All I have is a broken sword!"; bit.ly/2tDeca #
  • 13:39 "Looking for non-magical places in an adventure game is like looking for a spot to build a house with a yard in Manhattan" #
  • 14:40 Early xkcd strips (=<60) suck #
  • 16:05 How come I didn't notice there was a shot of chainmail-covered breasts?!; bit.ly/qvzAS #
  • 16:44 [On the Phantom Menace] "It probably says something that the most expressive faces in the movie so far all belong to CGI characters" #
  • 16:56 @simintan So your default assumption is complexity? #
  • 17:30 "Today,porn is more abundant and ubiquitous than ever,while..rape in the US is at its lowest rate since the govt started keeping statistics" #
  • 18:06 "Were P&G handing any portion of its profits to Satan, that would be readily apparent in its financial statements." #
  • 18:31 @gracechua Awesome HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #
  • 20:26 Without doubt, the worst orchestra I've heard is the SSO. Well except the Portsmouth Sinfonia. #
  • 20:29 Really like Moscow Soloists' 2nd mvt of BWV 1048. Glad they lugged in harpsichord instead of using synthesiser. #
  • 20:31 Moscow Soloists more versatile than Russian National Orch. They can do Baroque-20th c. Maybe cos they're younger. Or drink less vodka. #
  • 20:36 There's something very phallic about pointy shoes. Maybe Freud was right for once. I need to look at gays and lesbians' footwear more! #
  • 21:44 The audience is a lot more enthu today - standing ovations, clapping, noise. Must've been work yesterday #
  • 22:12 Dont eat fish in the Middle Ages - and you may avoid being poisoned #
  • 22:43 @_yoga_ How about staying off Twitter? (: #
  • 22:43 @marilvyn Wear guys' clothes #
  • 22:43 @mrbrown Aiyah they'll just stick a sticker on the camera #
  • 22:53 @marilvyn So you're like Goldilocks isit #
  • 23:01 "Men have only ever commented positively abt [me&my] breasts..The only pple ever to have made unpleasant comments abt my size r other women" #
  • 23:10 @mrbrown Wah that power ah. So if you bring how? Must go home and deposit, then return #
  • 23:10 @marilvyn Not being able to find small girls' clothes in Singapore - that's a first #
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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2009|03:30 am]
  • 09:03 @simintan Renaissance men also pursue truth wherever it may be. Like the simple theories of comparative advantage, evolution and gravity #
  • 09:05 @laremylee Obviously your memory isn't as good as your skill at reading ;) #
  • 09:19 @sarahc_dewinne sarahcdw was a better username - short usernames are good in Twitter #
  • 09:43 "Even the highest level academics...dont dare talk like this - theres a real risk of looking stupid in front of the other people" #
  • 09:53 @lucian How about you :P #
  • 10:02 @lucian Well, your LDR worked out (I presume), so :P #
  • 10:39 @lucian My sec sch/JC/Uni classmate got married on Sat, but didn't invite his IRC friends. HAHA #
  • 11:48 "Does WHO know that flu viruses feed on pus,and they thrive on and love pus?..Do humans and their reliigons guiding them know the truth"-Wth #
  • 14:31 @simintan Which is why I didn't diss difficult explanations, but difficult explanations of simple things. #
  • 14:31 @simintan Anyway some have it that all theories no matter how difficult should be easily explainable by a good presenter. #
  • 14:32 @laremylee So is "why conservatism is bad" in long term? #
  • 14:32 @kaitensoshi Ooh I cooked some a few weeks ago #
  • 14:33 @euniqueflair Well there're white sheep who make religion look gd as well.I believe in not letting a few apples,good or bad,skew perception #
  • 15:24 @hai_ren Do they have anything else in common? #
  • 15:43 @eisen That's why I use POP3 #
  • 15:43 @hai_ren Ok so you like MILFs #
  • 16:25 @micamonkey Aren't bangers HARAM? #
  • 16:25 @skinnylatte Not many hot dates huh? Sad. #
  • 16:38 @spoonrabbit I prefer melons #
  • 17:59 @eisen The biggest lychees are smaller than the smallest melons @spoonrabbit #
  • 18:00 @simintan You don't a priori. Contrawise, you don't know when something is complicated either. #
  • 18:08 "He who praises everybody, praises nobody" - Samuel Johnson #
  • 18:09 @lucian I never grokked why people used that #
  • 20:23 3/18 of Moscow Soloists are guys. With 2 hairstyles - balding and long. #
  • 20:25 Stravinsky concerto and Takemitsu film scores were zzz. Looking forward to Mozart 165 and Schubert mass. #
  • 21:36 Wonder how much Esplanade charges to use the organ. They carted in a synthesiser instead, bah #
  • 21:52 Using your baby for Yoga looks like a form of child abuse. No wonder that it's all women taking part #
  • 22:26 @spoonrabbit Spoon Hamster: bit.ly/blUKW #
  • 22:45 "At one unionised hotel..the pool attendant was not allowed to take the deck chairs out of the pool when the wind blew them in..not his job" #
  • 22:52 @dsng Sister claims she bought Flammkuchen in Carrefour SG before #
  • 23:11 @struthious Or the use of aircon #
  • 23:16 @minxuan Liberals have their superstitions too @laremylee #
  • 23:50 Uggs come in Men's sizes? Ugh. #
  • 23:50 @lucian Well, what do you expect them to do? #
  • 00:25 @chrispychong So how much in sales today? #
  • 00:25 @kopigao It's all P&L what #
  • 00:35 Me on Nobuyuki Tsujii's Cliburn La Campanella: "I was listening to his rendition blind"; bit.ly/M8fWW #
  • 00:49 @chrispychong Oh then no incentive to sell HAHA #
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  • 09:51 @msvindicta Har? I think you replied to the wrong Tweet #
  • 09:54 @laremylee The advantages of conservatism: is.gd/YrWG @skinnylatte @eisen #
  • 09:55 @acidflask Hindsight is 20/20. #
  • 10:05 "To be a Christian, you must pluck out the eye of reason" - The original Protestant Christian #
  • 10:05 @eisen They very uptight at lower levels meh #
  • 10:12 "I don't like all these stupid historical analogies... history can box you in and limit your options... Hitler didn't Twitter" #
  • 10:25 @msvindicta Which historical analogy I pick? #
  • 10:25 @msvindicta Ok lah, so we know why you get leered at already. Well, as they said in Primary School: "See no touch" #
  • 10:27 @msvindicta You replied to the wrong Tweet lah! Breasts and PRC are intriguing. We can add your mother's suggestion now: hemline #
  • 10:42 @msvindicta Somehow I doubt guys hit on girls based on nail colour #
  • 11:18 Cop tases 72-year old great grandma. I say, zap the bitch!; is.gd/YvVd #
  • 12:05 First time I've seen a turtleneck singlet inside a strappy sleeveless dress. Okay... #
  • 14:12 "Liberal scholars..readily concede that the author of Genesis was trying to tell his readers that it was six ordinary length days" #
  • 14:13 @brandonong www.pixelsims.com/screenshots/SleevelessTurtlenecks.jpg #
  • 15:24 @iwadesu So how? Keep quiet and screwup later #
  • 16:08 @dominicsoon Such is the power of animal spirits and irrationality #
  • 16:12 Wondering if the gay activists are up in arms about Gordon Ramsay's "lesbian" "slur" being taken as an insult #
  • 16:32 @kopigao Do you have FWBs? (Friends With Boyfriends) #
  • 16:41 The Beaux Arts Trio closed down in September 2008 - but their website doesn't reflect this. Duh. #
  • 16:44 @kopigao lmgtfy.com/?q=fwb #
  • 16:53 @kopigao It's the same acronym. Which can be unfortunate. Hurr hurr. What term do SMU students favour? #
  • 16:56 @iwadesu Pre- or Post-burnin? Can I try? =D #
  • 16:58 @kopigao Bobs? They like their hair ah #
  • 17:07 @kopigao I'm obviously a failed NUS grad. What do they bob for? I'm assuming not apples. #
  • 17:31 "gawd its a pain to talk in clubs. how the hell do people catch up in clubs? they catch up by touching each other???" #
  • 18:22 @iwadesu "The world is governed more by appearances than realities,so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it" #
  • 22:16 'This never made much sense to me...it's very ingenious,as all Freudian arguments are' #
  • 23:09 "The female brain...attributes minds, thoughts, and feelings to inanimate objects. That...is the essence of paranoid schizophrenia" #
  • 00:12 It is a talent to be able to explain difficult things simply. But some people explain simple things in impenetrable ways. #
  • 00:30 "Goldman Sachs... cancelled a conference in Vegas at the last minute and rebooked it in San Francisco, which cost more but sounded less fun" #
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