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Archived version of: What is wrong with gay sex
What is wrong with gay sex?
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Mr Jarvis, a Christian,
was asleep in bed, dreaming of the Last Judgement. In his dream, Jarvis
found himself seated next to God in a great cloud-swept hall. God had
just finished handing down judgement on the drunkards, who were slowly
shuffling out of the exit to the left. Angels were now ushering a group
of nervous-looking men through the entrance to the right. As the men were
assembled before Him, God began to speak. ( Read more... )
God: Having said all that, lets get on with
the judging.
God reached forward and pressed a small red button on his armrest. Immediately,
the hall was bathed in an eerie red light and the air filled with the
deafening "Parp! Parp! Parp!" of a claxon. Jarvis noticed that
over on the left of the hall a number of doors had sprung open and little
horned creatures with long tails were pouring out. These devil-creatures
immediately began to prod the assembled homosexuals back in the direction
of the doorways with their spiked forks. Many of these unfortunate men
were now holding each other and whimpering.
God: Thats right. You all burn.
Jarvis: In hell?
God: Im afraid so. They didnt follow instructions.
Couldnt be clearer. You pointed out one of the relevant passages
yourself. Homosexuality is an abomination. I razed Sodom to ground, didnt
I?
Jarvis: But a minute ago you said
God: I have been testing you. I have pretended to
be a bleeding-heart liberal in order to establish your commitment to The
Bible. I do tests. Dont you remember Isaac and Abraham
Genesis 23?
Jarvis: But what about forgiveness? Arent you
going to allow them into heaven?
God pointed to the men being herded about by the devil-creatures
God: Let them into heaven? How can I? ( Read more... ) |